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The last time I got really really really drunk, I had to throw up and the only think that I could use was the cap of one of my friends. I let all of the digusting stuff into his cap but I was (and I still am) too afraid to tell him. He didn't notice it until he put it on... I won't ever forget his face when all of the pavement pizza landed on his head...


#drunk   #puke   #cap  


Back then when I was an soldier in Germany, I was pretty drunk and I puked into sink in the barracks.
Something blocked the sink and my "legacy" couldn't disappear. The next day, some of my buddies had to clean it up and I didn't tell him that this was my mess.


#mess   #puke   #legacy   #sink   #soldier  


I was on holiday this year. Me and some friends travelled to Mallorca.
One night, I drank too much and went to the hotel earlier than the others. On my way, I met a homeless person (I had never thought that there were some in Mallorca...). I wanted to give him some money, but instead I puked on him.
I ran away after that without saying sorry.
I'm so embarrassed about that...


#homeless   #drunk   #puke   #confession   #sorry  


I tried to commit suicide 2 days ago.
Took a lot of sleeping pills but it didn't work. I had to puke very bad and I since them I'm kind of sick.

When I think about it right now, it was kinda stupid idea. I need to talk to someone.


#suicide   #confession   #death   #sick   #puke  


My girlfriend and I (m/30) have been together for around 10 years now. Her family is originally from Russia. Shortly, after we got together, she invited me to her birthday party with her family. Up until then, I never met her family or knew much about them. Of course I agreed to come and got her a nice present and some flowers for her mother. I actually thought that it would be a small and quiet celebration.
Oh boy, was I wrong.
When we pulled up to her parents' house, I was overwhelmed. It was (still is) a really big house with fine decour and everything. I got rather nervous that her family would not like me as they obviously were playing in another league than me.
So, it was a huge party and all her family from all around the country and from Russia came to celebrate. And as you might know, the Russians love their vodka. Everyone was very kind and everyone wanted to drink with me. As soon as my glass was empty, another relative came my way holding vodka shots. My girlfriend was very busy talking to everyone and did not notice what happened until it was too late.
So, we danced, we took shots, the food was amazing. Until I noticed that I wasn't feeling so well. I didn't make it back to the bathroom, but puked all over myself, the floor and some landed on my girlfriend's mother... I was mortified!
Somehow, my girlfriend, her mother and her aunt managed to get me into the bathtub and hosed me down. They got me a pyjama of my girlfriend's dad and they put me to bed.

The next morning when I woke up I felt horrible. I was utterly ashamed, but still went down for breakfast. Everyone still present was smirking and laughing at me, but it seemed everything in good fun. Her mother came up to me with a bottle of vodka shortly after and asked if I wanted to do some shots. I almost puked on her again.
So I guess I just wanted to get this off my chest before our wedding in June when I have to see her whole family again.


#girlfriend   #russian   #vodka   #drunk   #puked   #embarrassing   #family   #celebration   #party   #bathroom   #funny   #ashamed   #confession   #wedding   #russia  


Whenever I know my period is getting close I start making my boyfriend eat me out more often just so I can make him get a mouthful of my period blood. He always freaks out whenever it happens and starts puking in the bathroom for hours. It gets me so hot hearing him suffer like that I can't help but masturbate myself to bloody squirting orgasms every time. It's the only way I can squirt. It sucks cause I can't do it every period or he'll get wise to what I'm doing. So far I've been able to get away with it, telling him I must have started early or something. Hahaha I love it.


#sick   #period   #bitch   #oral   #puke  


For years now I puke my guts out and no one knows about it.
Everyone thinks I am fine and healthy while I hate myself, I just can't be disciplined. Everyone thinks I am happy but I am not.


#despair   #puke   #guts   #healthy   #fine   #hate   #disciplined   #confession   #happy   #secret  



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