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Present Confessions

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When I was dating my ex, my friends and I walked passed a bridge that had teddy bears and some other stuff to mark the passing of a young teenage male. While walking I started thinking about how my bf at the time got for me something and I never got him anything I looked over and saw the teddy bear, I hesitated but still took it.


Christmas is next week and I still do not have gifts for my family. The problem is, I told them that I already got amazing presents but I don't have a glue what to get them.. Why did I lie about it? God damn it!!!!
I bet they get me really great presents again and I probably will just get something from the drug store...

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I buy the christmas presents for my family on the December 24. Mostly I buy them on the filling station.

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My mother's birthday is tomorrow and I don't have a present for her.

#mother   #birthday   #present  

My girlfriend's birthday was yesterday and I totally forgot it.
I didn't wish her a happy birthday, I didn't give her a present. I did nothing. At night, I went out with my homies for some beer and she was alone at home.

#birthday   #girlfriend   #present   #alone   #beer  

A week before christmas I found a little package on the doorsteps. I thought it would be a nice little present from my boyfriend but after I got it inside I noticed that there was another name on top of it.
Someone must have mistaken my house with another one. I left the box on my kitchen table and went to work because I was already very late.
After a long and exhausting day I came home and I had totally forgotten about the package, I noticed the box lying on the ground and a strange smell. I found out that there was a little kitten in this box, she freed itself and peed all over my kitchen floor. Cute little thing but I had absolutely no time or money to afford a little cat.
I then decided to do something horrible.

At night, I took the kitty and put her in another box and left her on my neighbour's doorsteps. I thought they could care for her and give her a home she needed.
I haven't heard about it for around 2 weeks but then - SHOCK.
In the morning of new year I opened my front door and there it stood - a box.

You can imagine how shocked I was when I saw that the same kitty was inside of this package as two weeks ago. But to that time, she didn't look healthy at all. She was super skinny, she was almost unable to get up on her feet and she had some strange bleeding marks all over her body. I immediately took her to the vet but he couldn't do much. He told me she hadn't eaten in days, that she was hydrated and that she got burnt with something like a cigarette. He had to put her to sleep because there was nothing he could do.

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