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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#consider #first #first time #i #i see

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#fey #good #hadn #i #in the beginning

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#elizabeth #elizabeth taylor #fat #favorite #her

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#eleven #fought #just #roman #she

The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#forward #happened #horrible #loved #me

I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#control #get #getting #i #i can

It's a technical, fairly difficult job that has no particular political connotations, so I doubt there are any big campaign contributors dying to be on the Fed. And remember, it doesn't pay very well, certainly by Republican standards. ↗

— Alice Rivlin

#big #campaign #certainly #connotations #contributors

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplacable being. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#function #highest #love #love is #loved

I like radio better than television because if you make a mistake on radio, they don't know. You can make up anything on the radio. ↗

— Phil Rizzuto

#because #better #i #know #like

I hope we're all kind of influencing each other now to keep the quality up on those things. They seem to be getting better and better and better as there's not only sort of a film geek audience, there's also a general interest in the overall film consuming population. ↗

— Jay Roach

#audience #better #consuming #each #film