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Mickey Rivers

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He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.


— Mickey Rivers


#curve #fly #foul #him #made

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.


— Mickey Rivers


#george #kind #me #two

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.


— Mickey Rivers


#game #half #hitting #other #pitching

He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.


— Mickey Rivers


#out

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.


— Mickey Rivers


#cat #chasing #cold #dog #i

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.


— Mickey Rivers


#oxygen #should #ugly #wear

I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.


— Mickey Rivers


#desert #desert island #felt #i #island

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.


— Mickey Rivers


#hit #runs #score #stay

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.


— Mickey Rivers


#check #chill #factor #field #finger

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.


— Mickey Rivers


#guys #meals #old #these #wheels






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Did you know about Mickey Rivers?

They also won the 1976 pennant but lost in the World Series to the Cincinnati Reds. There he set the single-season record for hits by a Ranger with 210 in 1980 a mark since eclipsed by Michael Young. 326 batting average in 1977 but was traded in the middle of the 1979 season to Texas.

He was generally known as a speedy leadoff hitter who made contact and was an excellent center fielder with a below-average throwing arm.

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