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I get younger people who watch Conan or The Daily Show, but before that it was mostly people who knew me from public radio. Those people are kind of old. ↗


— Sarah Vowell


#conan #daily #daily show #get #i

I seem to have no problem revealing my crush on the man who murdered Lincoln. ↗


— Sarah Vowell


#i #lincoln #man #no problem #problem

Jesus and Lincoln, Moses and Jefferson can seem so long gone, so unbelievable, so dead. ↗


— Sarah Vowell


#gone #jefferson #jesus #lincoln #long

My audience is going to die before I do. ↗


— Sarah Vowell


#before #die #going #i #i do

Not that I want the current president killed. I will, for the record and for the FBI agent assigned to read this and make sure I mean no harm, clearly state that while I am obsessed with death, I am against it. ↗


— Sarah Vowell


#agent #am #assigned #clearly #current

The one time I was an actor, it happened to be in a globally dominant juggernaut. That was lucky. ↗


— Sarah Vowell


#dominant #globally #happened #i #lucky

The whole point of Louis Armstrong is that no one can really figure him out. There was a while where I thought you could try. ↗


— Sarah Vowell


#could #figure #him #i #louis

Blue jeans are the most beautiful things since the gondola. ↗


— Diana Vreeland


#beautiful things #blue #blue jeans #jeans #most

Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table. ↗


— Diana Vreeland


#died #dinner #dinner table #fellow #food

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb. ↗


— Diana Vreeland


#atom bomb #bikini #bomb #important #important thing






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