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#accountant

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #accountant




Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status.


Northrop Frye


#audit #canadians #country #higher #i

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession.


Charles Lyell


#call #credit #good #his #never

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?


Jackie Mason


#did #even #ever #hear #kid

I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.


Bob Newhart


#amusing #another #been #delivery #i

My accountant worships me because I'm so cautious with my money.


Scott Patterson


#because #cautious #i #me #money

Obviously if you are an accountant, a criminal lawyer, a president, or a senator, or if you work in a funeral parlor, you have to wear a tie, but more and more people are wearing very casual clothes.


Jean Pigozzi


#casual #clothes #criminal #funeral #lawyer

I am being embezzled by a monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.


Randy Quaid


#am #being #believe #career #control

My dad is a bank president and my mom was an accountant and they didn't think that seeking the life of a freelance writer was very practical, you see. Of course, I was just as determined to do it.


Kevin J. Anderson


#bank #course #dad #determined #freelance

If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant.


Janet Jackson


#i #probably #singing

My greatest reward is knowing for certain, as I do with many other acts and artistes, that without Jonathan King being alive and involved, Genesis would not exist, and the guys would have had careers as intended - as accountants and lawyers!


Jonathan King


#acts #alive #being #careers #certain






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