#act

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#contact #convinced #ever #fortune #had

The reason people like to watch ball games is because they don't really know exactly what's going to happen from moment to moment. That's why you watch the entire thing. ↗

— Isaac Mizrahi

#ball games #because #entire #exactly #games

What if Woody Allen called me and said, I'm working on this movie and there's a really divine role for you. We want exactly you! It would be such a fantasy. Forget it! My idol, Woody Allen! ↗

— Isaac Mizrahi

#called #divine #exactly #fantasy #forget

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#joker #line #practical #traveling #work

I don't think, generally speaking, people become writers because they were the really good, really cool, attractive kid in class. I'll be honest. This is our revenge for people who were much better looking and more popular than us. I was a bit like that, I suppose. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#because #become #better #better looking #bit

It would be judicious to act with magnanimity towards a prostrate foe. ↗

— Zachary Taylor

#foe #judicious #magnanimity #prostrate #towards

Every good act is charity. A man's true wealth hereafter is the good that he does in this world to his fellows. ↗

— Moliere

#charity #does #every #fellows #good

Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#fact #i #i can #i do #marc

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#contracts #football #pro #pro football #unfortunately

I've always been terrified about being bored. I always think being bored is the worst thing. The only strategic decision I ever made as an actor was to try and make each job as different as possible. ↗

— Alfred Molina

#actor #always #been #being #bored