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Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#american #apologize #canadians #car #easily

I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're inside there heads, not only that, you're in there laying eggs. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#doing #eggs #heads #hear #i

You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#apply #aspects #because #get #lesson

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling you get when you see ducks covered in crude oil. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#chinese #covered #crude #crude oil #ducks

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#any #email #long #over #read

I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#due #elements #going #half-life #i

If your life had lyrics, would they be any good? ↗

— Doug Coupland

#good #had #life #lyrics #would

In our heads we're all about 33 years old. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#heads #old #our #years

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#bacteria #bars #cleaner #enjoy #environment

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#dead #death #idols #less #makes