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A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that. ↗

— George Brett

#called #elected #guarantee #i #out

I never lifted a weight in my life. Why am I going to do steroids? That's not going to do me any good. We didn't have any weights in our clubhouse. We had one exercise bike and that was for the guy who tweaked his hamstring. And that thing didn't even work half the time. ↗

— George Brett

#any #bike #clubhouse #even #exercise

I've only read two books in my life: Baseball Sparkplug and Love Story. ↗

— George Brett

#books #i #life #love #love story

Any teammate of mine that had a kid and a boy that was capable of playing baseball, I think I set a terrific example of 'Don't do this' and 'Don't do that.' And that's one of the things that I'm most proud of. ↗

— Bob Uecker

#baseball #boy #capable #example #had

I have been interested in Irish traditional music for the past few years. ↗

— Nobuo Uematsu

#few #i #interested #irish #music

As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven, it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape. ↗

— John Lancaster Spalding

#cannot #driven #escape #hell #may

I had been playing for a while, and I asked Louisville Slugger to send me a dozen flame treated bats. But when I got it, I realized they had sent me a box of ashes. ↗

— Bob Uecker

#asked #bats #been #box #dozen

I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#care #cried #i #lady #like

(I)f you do not believe that hearts can bloom suddenly bigger, and that love can open like a flower out of even the hardest places, then I am afraid that for you the road will be long and brown and barren, and you will have trouble finding the light. But if you do believe, then you already know all about magic. ↗

— Lauren Oliver

#love #magic #overcoming-adversity #love

I had to take driving lessons in New York, which were really weird because it's not the safest thing in the world. ↗

— Jordana Brewster

#driving #had #i #lessons #new