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Let the spirits guide you, but never let them take you.


E.J. Stevens


#mystery #mystery-series #paranormal #paranormal-fiction #paranormal-romance

I bet you Cinderella didn't get along with Prince Charming's friends. Oh sure, the knights and barons probably put up with her on account that she was pretty and had such dainty feet and all, but you should know every duchess and contess in the kingdom hated her guts.


Janette Rallison


#young-adult #ya

Thats the spirit-one part brave,three parts fool.


Christopher Paolini


#christopher #dragon #eragon #paolini #young

Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful?


Hayden Thorne


#gay #young-adult #funny

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven’t done in years— barnyard sounds.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

You were lookin’ at me like you wanted to kiss me.” I force a laugh. “Yeah, right,” I say sarcastically. “Nobody’s watchin’ if you want to, you know, try it. Not to brag, but I’m somewhat of an expert.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

Luis is right there.” I point to the corner of the yard, where my little brother is the centre of attention doing imitations of barnyard animals. I have yet to inform him that talent isn’t as much of a chick magnet when you get into junior high.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

Ben walks in the room and asks, “What were you guys doing?” Nikki says “Nothing” at the same time I say, “Your sister and I were just makin’ out.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

What’s with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.” “I suspect I am a hooligan.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

Don’t try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you.” “I hate you, too.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny






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