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On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.


Jarod Kintz


#birthday #clone #funny #humor #funny

Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.


Eugene Mirman


#advice #bullies #humor #school #humor

From my writer's workshop, "Know when it's time to put everything you've got on the page. Then, rip open a vein and do it!


Heather Burch


#writing-advice

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?" (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207)


Christopher Paolini


#humor #ironic #random #humor

There are two moments worthwhile in writing, the one when you start and the other when you throw it in the waste-paper basket.


Samuel Beckett


#writing-advice #writing-philosophy #writing-advice

a good writer should draw the reader in by starting in the middle of the story with a hook, then go back and fill in what happened before the hook. Once you have the reader hooked, you can write whatever you want as you slowly reel them in.


Roland Smith


#writing #writing-advice

...about clichés. Avoid them like the plague.


Khaled Hosseini


#writing-advice #writing-advice

There is a ruthlessness to the creative act. It often involves a betrayal of the status quo.


Alan Watt


#writing-advice #writing-from-the-heart #writing-process #writing-advice

It's impossible to walk through solid rock... You have to walk between the molecules that make up the rock.


J.M. Dattilo


#humor #life #philosophy #reality #science-fiction

The best advice on the art of being happy is about as easy to follow as advice to be well when one is sick.


Sophie Swetchine


#advice #art #being #being happy #best






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