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What can I say? I've never met a cupcake I didn't want to get to know better. ↗


— Jasinda Wilder


#cupcake #romance #body-image

I sent a quick text to Adrian: I have a hickey! You can’t ever kiss me again. I honestly hadn’t expected him to be awake this early, so I was surprised to get a response: Okay. I won’t kiss you on your neck again. So typical of him. No! You can’t ever kiss me ANYWHERE. You said you were going to keep your distance. I’m trying, he wrote back. But you won’t keep your distance from me. I didn’t dignify that with a response. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#aftermath #freaking-out #hickey #humor #kisses

But I wondered if all this kissing was a bad habit with him and me. The thing we did with our mouths instead of talking. ↗


— Gabrielle Zevin


#memoirs-of-a-teenage-amnesiac #love

The to Cathal was battered and only one wagon wide, with swells of hard earth where mud had frozen during cold ad rainy seasons. Enna tripped often, and cursed each time she tripped, until Dasha said, "Enna, you might watch your language." Enna grimaced. "I was. You should hear my thoughts. ↗


— Shannon Hale


#humor #humor

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. ↗


— Anne Taylor Fleming


#love #marriage #work #love

My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband. -Penelope Featherington ↗


— Julia Quinn


#julia-quinn #marriage #humor

Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.' 'Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're the most respected mage here. You start it, or Skulduggery.' Skulduggery shook his head. 'I can't start it. I don't like most of these people. I might start shooting. ↗


— Derek Landy


#gathering #grudges #humor #humorous #mages

How did you hear about that?' 'Are you kidding me? So far, I had that runt Kyle-' 'I hate him. I hate all vamps. That complete toad, Michael-' '-tell me you were pregnant by a vamp-' 'kidnnaped me and-Kyle said WHAT?' 'and then a member of the Domi shows up and informs me-' 'The Domi sent someone HERE?' '-that you're actually pregnant by the late king of the Fey.' 'Late?!' Heidar squeaked. ↗


— Karen Chance


#damphir #dorina #fey #fiction #humor

What's the trick to remembering that a sandwich is masculine? What qualities does it share with anyone in possession of a penis? I'll tell myself that a sandwich is masculine because if left alone for a week or two, it will eventually grow a beard. ↗


— David Sedaris


#humor #language #humor

Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#humor #marriage #women #humor






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