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... I will say this. Marriage is work. It's hard work. Harder than anything else you'll ever do. Believe me, I know. And do you want to know why?' James nodded and Ben Latrobe leaned forward as if to impart a deep, mysterious secret. 'Because marriage isn't about the wedding or the wedding trip afterward. It isn't about cozy nights spent in each other's arms or the way she makes you feel when she smiles. Oh, those things all have a part in it, but a very minor one. No, James, marriage is about sticking it out when it isn't so nice. Marriage is being there to pick up the pieces when your perfect world falls apart. It's seeing the mess you've made of things and being willing to work through it until you have created something better than you had before. It's listening to her fears, her troubles, and concerns. It's eating meals that don't taste as good as those your mother fixed, enduring her temperamental outburts and tears, and not giving up when things get hard.' Latrobe paused for a moment and a frown lined his face where the smile had been only moments before. 'True love is standing by your mate when his health fails, along with his business.' ... 'It's knowing that the world goes on and you can depend on each other even when everything else around you lies in ruins at your feet... ↗


— Judith Pella


#marriage #business

Not for her the cruel, delicate luxury of choice, the indolent, cat-and-mouse pastimes of the hearth-rug. No Penelope she; she must hunt in the forest. ↗


— Evelyn Waugh


#marriage #marriage

He who has a partner has a master. ↗


— Alexandre Dumas


#partnership #marriage

He followed her into the bathroom and sat on the shut toilet seat while she washed her back with a brush. "I forgot to tell you," he said. "Liza sent us a wheel of Brie." "That's nice," she said, "but you know what? Brie gives me terribly loose bowels." He hitched up his genitals and crossed his legs. "That's funny," he said. "It constipates me." That was their marriage then--not the highest paving of the stair, the clatter of Italian fountains, the wind in the alien olive trees, but this: a jay-naked male and female discussing their bowels. ↗


— John Cheever


#marriage #funny

A sure romance killer is to NOT shut the bathroom door. ↗


— Toni Sorenson


#love

Marriage without love is just one more twisted form of slavery. ↗


— Margarita Engle


#marriage #slavery #love

The way to an ordinary marriage is the path of least resistance. If you want an extraordinary marriage, you will have to choose it. ↗


— Justin Davis


#marriage #marriage

We cannot trade empty for empty We must go to the waterfall For there's a break in the cup that holds love... Inside us all. ↗


— David Wilcox


#love #marriage #love

A wedding is for daughters and fathers. The mothers all dress up, trying to look like young women. But a wedding is for a father and daughter. They stop being married to each other on that day. ↗


— Sarah Ruhl


#fathers #fathers-and-daughters #marriage #play #weddings

My wife was always nagging me to wear my seat belt. I got tired of listening, so I spotted a pedestrian to take my place. As we passed each other through the windshield, I handed off my wedding ring. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #hit-and-runs #humor #marriage #marriage






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