#ak

I went to art school for fine art and then I started doing performance art, and then I started making fun of performance art, and it turned into comedy. ↗

— Mary Lynn Rajskub

#art school #comedy #doing #fine #fine art

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes. ↗

— Ted Rall

#conservative #frankly #fun #get #harder

I want my kids to see me as Dad, for God's sake, not a television personality. ↗

— Gordon Ramsay

#god #i #kids #me #personality

To really be on stage and not know what you're going to say, and to be able to say something that makes people laugh, or do something that's sort of abstract or off the beaten path and have people connect to it by just putting your ideas together, that really makes me happy. ↗

— Mary Lynn Rajskub

#abstract #beaten #beaten path #connect #going

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else. ↗

— Ted Rall

#association #because #cartoonists #confused #editorial

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare. ↗

— Ted Rall

#perfectly #position #shakespeare #valid

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet. ↗

— Ted Rall

#ground #most #pakistan #planet #state

I certainly made mistakes. ↗

— Aron Ralston

#i #made #mistakes

I'd fallen in love with a woman but she broke up with me and I was devastated. Six months later, I went into a suicidal depression from the break-up of the relationship, but I resolved to not do what my friends had done. And so I reached out for help. ↗

— Aron Ralston

#broke #depression #devastated #done #fallen

The world is indeed a mixture of truth and make-believe. Discard the make-believe and take the truth. ↗

— Ramakrishna

#indeed #make-believe #mixture #take #truth