#al

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. ↗

— Josh Billings

#bad #enough #fall #ferment #forbid

The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it. ↗

— Josh Billings

#expense #good #pay #repair #road

I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter. ↗

— Larry David

#audience #energy #feed #happy #i

Women love a self-confident bald man. ↗

— Larry David

#love #man #self-confident #women

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me. ↗

— Larry David

#eventually #i #kept #me #quite

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me. ↗

— Larry David

#doing #first #gonna #i #just

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. ↗

— Larry David

#because #bush #end #finally #guard

I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. ↗

— Larry David

#i #know #much #people #really

I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it. ↗

— Larry David

#dialogue #eight #everything #going #happen

I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges. ↗

— Larry David

#challenges #embraces #i #person #records