#al

So a lot of me is still a little kid, and I think that kind of helps alter my sense of reality - it makes me able to just become Belle every single night. ↗

— Christy Romano

#alter #become #belle #every #helps

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived. ↗

— Ray Romano

#family values #i #perceived #spokesman #standup

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character. ↗

— Ray Romano

#character #different #opposite #play #shock

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit. ↗

— Ray Romano

#also #am #bit #day #days

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. ↗

— Ray Romano

#born #break #deprivation #everyone #greatest

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out. ↗

— Ray Romano

#i #men #minds #much #our

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out. ↗

— Ray Romano

#go #i #loans #money #never

I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F. ↗

— Ray Romano

#alzheimer #begins #comes #every #giving

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. ↗

— Ray Romano

#am #going #i #important #jokes

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again. ↗

— Ray Romano

#character #comedy #considering #different #doing