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But I'll tell you something: We had a big family discussion about it recently, my two sisters and I, and I pointed out that we all have the same genes as our mother and we're all susceptible to becoming alcoholics.


Payne Stewart


#alcoholics #becoming #big #big family #discussion

I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse. I've got that life back now and plan to keep it. Maybe I had to go through what I did to get to this point, to appreciate this life more.


Harvey Martin


#alcohol #appreciate #back #before #did

According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, the first use of alcohol typically begins at age 12.


Xavier Becerra


#according #age #alcohol #begins #first

Sex mirrored our drinking; both defined our relationship: selfish, detached, indulgent and satisfying." A Change Is Gonna Come


B.J. Neblett


#change #drinking #dysfunctional #relationship #self-indulgent

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.


Alex Levin


#drinking #food-groups #humor #irish #food

Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy characters. Maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink.


George Jones


#drink #drunk #life #problems #life

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.


George Carlin


#funny #humor #laugh #warning-labels #funny

I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses


Josh Stern


#humor

Ninety-six per cent of juvenile prostitutes are fugitives from abusive domestic situations; 66 per cent began working before they turned 16. (Prostitution is their only perceived means of survival.) Millions of children work as prostitutes around the world. A third are male. One study revealed that over 50 per cent of prostitutes are the children of alcoholics or substance abusers, and 90 per cent are deflowered through incest or rape. Ninety-one per cent of prostitutes do not speak of the abuse. (The truth of life is told through the language of behavior.) Abused children suffer Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, guilt, self-destructive impulses, suspicion, fear. Seventy-five per cent of prostitutes attempt suicide. (Imagine their scrapbook of memories.)


Antonella Gambotto-Burke


#children-of-alcoholics #fear #guilt #incest #juvenile-prostitutes

If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.


Bill Hicks


#america #drugs #society






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