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It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch." - Valek to Yelena


Maria V. Snyder


#fantasy #fight #humor #valek #yelena

Jace was very pale, with hectic spots like fever on his cheekbones. "But it was Valentine. I saw him. In fact, he had the Sword with him when he came down to the cells and taunted me through the bars. It was like a bad movie, except he didn't actually twirl his mustache.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace #valentine #humor

Well, why did you kill Jeremiah? And don't bother feeding me some story about how you just happened to wander along after he spontaneously died. I know you did this.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace #valentine #humor

I balled my hands into tight fists to keep them from wrapping around Mr. I-Know-Everything's superior neck.


Maria V. Snyder


#valek #yelena #humor

There's always the dinner rolls," said Will, pointing to a covered basket. "Though I warn you, they're as hard as stones. You could use them to kill black beetles, if any beetles bother you in the middle of the night.


Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #humor

So what if those stupid roosters don't want to crow? If we've learned to live without men, we can learn to live without cocks.


James Cañón


#humor #james-cañón #magic-realism #mariquita #tales-from-the-town-of-widows

She warned me about Mr. Herondale, though, said he’d likely be rude to me, and familiar. She said I could be rude right back, that nobody would mind.” “Someone ought to be rude to him. He’s rude enough to everyone else.


Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

Mr. Branwell and Mr. Carstairs seem to have no problem cleaning their boots,” Sophie said, looking darkly from Will to Tessa. “Perhaps you could learn from their example.” “Perhaps,” said Will. “But I doubt it.” Sophie scowled, and started off along the corridor again, her shoulders tightly set with indignation. Tessa looked at Will in amazement. “What was that?” Will shrugged lazily. “Sophie enjoys pretending she doesn’t like me.” “Doesn’t like you? She hates you!


Cassandra Clare


#sophie #tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

I am no coward sir! I shall stand and fight!" "Well, I am," said Sal. "So can we go... please?


Alex Scarrow


#bravery #cowardice #eternal-war #humor #humor

Anyone that looked like that wouldn't need to tie up girls and imprison them in order to get them to marry him


Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #young-adult #humor






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