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Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.


John Krasinski


#boston #breed #capital #funny #funny people

I know I'm guilty of and I think a lot of people are guilty of sort of getting starry-eyed with love and sort of looking over the bad things and keep going and you don't really prepare for how much work marriage really is.


John Krasinski


#getting #going #guilty #how #i

I used to make fun of my friends who had BlackBerries. And I know that the expression CrackBerry has been going around, but now I fully understand it. I'm actually addicted to a piece of machinery, and that's really embarrassing.


John Krasinski


#addicted #around #been #embarrassing #expression

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation.


Donald Trump


#could #especially #firing #generation #i

I'm a huge classics fan. I love Ernest Hemingway and J.D. Salinger. I'm that guy who rereads a book before I read newer stuff, which is probably not all that progressive, and it's not really going to make me a better reader. I'm like, 'Oh, my God, you should read To Kill a Mockingbird.'


John Krasinski


#better #book #classics #ernest #ernest hemingway

I'm really not feeling one way or the other with comedy or drama, I'm just sort of doing projects that I've been finding really fun to be a part of.


John Krasinski


#comedy #doing #drama #feeling #finding

My name was originally John Collins, but I just didn't think it had the flair I needed. I found out the poet laureate of Poland was named Krasinski and so it seemed like a shoe-in for show business.


John Krasinski


#collins #flair #found #had #i

The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.


John Krasinski


#also #cook #damn #eat #everybody

Well, I'd say that the beginning of this thing came through with Art of This Century, Peggy Guggenheim's, where she opened this gallery and began showing some things that caused a little talk, amongst a lot of other things.


Lee Krasner


#art #began #beginning #came #caused

For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.


Paul Krassner


#caught #finally #heels #i #make






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