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Im as good as dead, but they haven't buried me yet.


Walter Moers


#rumo #walter-moers #humor

I once thought the three most important words in creation were ‘whatever proved necessary,’” he said. “And now?” she gasped against his mouth. “Now I know I was wrong. The three most important words in creation are ‘I love you


Gena Showalter Last Kiss Goodnight


#last-kiss-goodnight #solomon #vika #love

Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit.


Gena Showalter


#demon #gena-showalter #paranormal #paris #paris

Well," Mr. Cheeseman interjected. "Perhaps there's an easy solution to this. Maybe Captain Fabulous has an alter ego." "What's an alter ego?" asked Gerard. "It's a superhero's true but secret identity," said Chip. "You know, the way that Superman is really Clark Kent." "Superman is really Clark Kent?" "It's pretty obvious," said Penny. "To everyone but you and Lois Lane." "Okay," Gerard conceded. "Captain Fabulous's alter ego will be...Teddy Roosevelt.


Cuthbert Soup


#clark-kent #funny #lois-lane #names #superhero

Hate. Huh. He'd never hated himself. If anything, he'd always liked himself a little too much. Once, a human female had even accused him of picturing his own face while he climaxed. He hadn't denied it, either, and next time he'd slept with her, he'd made sure to scream, "Strider" at the pivotal moment." --Strider, keeper of the demon of Defeat--


Gena Showalter


#demon #ego #gena-showalter #humor #romance

Marcus: Cherry? Jillian: My ten-year-old niece. Marcus: She's named after a piece of fruit? Jillian nodded. Jillian: So is her twin sister, Apple. Marcus: You're kidding me. Jillian: Unfortunately, I'm serious. Their father is fond of fruit pies and thought it would be cute. Marcus: And their mother didn't protest? Jillian: She thinks Steven's cute, so she gives him whatever he wants.


Gena Showalter


#gena-showalter #humor #humor

History is an angel being blown backwards into the future


Laurie Anderson


#song-lyrics #walter-benjamin #song-lyrics

I love who you are, yesterday, now, tomorrow, always.


Gena Showalter


#tales-of-an-extraordinary-girl #twice-as-hot #love

You've probably all had those kinds of dreams that are like usual life, except that a lot of things are not the same, and you seem to know the future in them. Well, this is because these other worlds where two things can happen spread out from our world like rainbows, and sort of flow into one another-


Diana Wynne Jones


#dreams

The wretch, concentred all in self, Living, shall forfeit fair renown, And, doubly dying, shall go down To the vile dust, from whence he sprung, Unwept, unhonored, and unsung.


Walter Scott


#death-and-dying #pride #walter-scott #wretch #death






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