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You have overburdened your argument with ostentatious erudition." Spoken by Abigail Adams ↗


— David McCullough


#humor

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice. ↗


— Katie MacAlister


#bath #comedy #love #vampires #love

Does it matter how long they were together that night? To lovers, an hour can last a century. But even for lovers, every hour ends. ↗


— Scott Snyder


#century #hour #love #vampire #love

He didn't care whose league Jordan was in. All that mattered was that she was his. ↗


— Julie James


#julie-james #nick-mccall #love

I love you. You are the object of my affection and the object of my sentence. ↗


— Mignon Fogarty


#humor #humor

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican. ↗


— Bill Maher


#politics #president-obama #humor

Kelly looked at the cop, then sighed. “What a cluster. I take it you haven’t been killing young women and leaving their half-eaten bodies in the desert?” Adam was ticked. I could tell it even if he was looking like a reasonably calm businessman. Adam’s temper was the reason he wasn’t one of Bran’s werewolf poster boys. When angered, he often gave in to impulses he wouldn’t otherwise have given in to. “Sorry to disappoint you,” Adam told Kelly in silky tones. “But I prefer rabbits. Humans taste like pork.” And then he smiled. Kelly took an involuntary step backward. Tony gave Adam a sharp look. “Let’s not make things worse, if we can help it, gentlemen. ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#humor #mercy-thompson #silver-borne #tastes-like-chicken #tony

Even more blood welled up and spilled down his arm, splattering onto the ground. “Camille’s carpet,” Magnus protested. “It’s blood,” said Will. “She ought to be thrilled. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#camille-belcourt #humor #magnus-bane #will-herondale #humor

Kenzie took two staggering steps backward, staring at the feeline as if in a daze. "O-kay," she breathed, shaking her head slightly. "A cat. A cat that talks. I'm going crazy." she glanced at me. " Or you slipped something into my drink at the tournament. One or the other. ↗


— Julie Kagawa


#ethan-chase #grimalkin #humor #kenzie-st-james #humor

Alice is fictional. This isn't. ↗


— Jess C. Scott


#dark-humor #group-think #groupthink #lady-gaga #mad-magazine






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