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Apparently, once you got used to regular and spectacular sex, your body had a mind of its own (so to speak) when it was deprived of that recreation; to say nothing of missing the hugging and cuddling part.


Charlaine Harris


#southern-vampire-mysteries #vampire #sookie-stackhouse

What I think I'll do is I'll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I'll turn up on your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I'll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire.


Charlaine Harris


#charlaine-harris #club-dead #sookie-stackhouse-series #the-southern-vampire-mysteries #true-blood

A vampire's thirst can only be quenched by the blood of their loved ones.


Matsuri Hino


#romance #vampire-knight #love

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.


Jeaniene Frost


#sex #vampire #humor

Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville.


Rachel Caine


#fiction #humor #paranormal #romance #vampire

I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know you've never seen me before, but I'm your dad. Oh, and guess what? You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!


J.R. Ward


#vampire #humor

There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it form him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely." "Wisely?" She snapped the syringe out of his hand. "No, I'm going to poke him in the eye with it. Because that's what they trained me to do in medical school.


J.R. Ward


#humor #medical #paranormal #romance #vampires

Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs. She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppies was going to take some getting used to, she thought. On impulse, she brought up her hands, turned her fingers into claws. Hissed. Cool.


J.R. Ward


#fiction #humor #paranormal #romance #vampire

Christ manifests his divine leadership in your sincere followership. Christ's followers become true leaders because Christ is the model of true leadership.


Israelmore Ayivor


#christ-s-followers #christians #example #excellence #follow

Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled. I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.


Charlaine Harris


#humor #vampires #humor






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