#ant

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want to stay there, take the risk. ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

#federal #get #mansions #own #people

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important than how it began. However you feel about the war, you have to be compassionate and loving towards our troops. ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

#began #compassionate #ends #feel #how

Hairpieces are brilliant for adding volume. ↗

— Alexandra Roach

#brilliant #volume

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#baby #bath #i #knew #radio

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#bend #diamonds #floor #god #over

I was supposed to be the antithesis of Frank. ↗

— Douglas Wilson

#frank #i #supposed

Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#both #carson #god #going #got

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#diamonds #floor #god #had #i

When I came back to California in the early '60s I was hanging out with Jimmy Bowen, Phil Spector, and I wanted to be a record producer and work with other artists. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#back #california #came #early #hanging

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#curve #fly #foul #him #made