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Excuse me, your attention please.” He waited until the whole floor had stopped what it was doing and turned to face him. For a split second his impulse control kicked in, but by then his mouth was fully engaged. “For the record, Claire Marsden and I are not having sex. ↗


— Sarah Mayberry


#humour #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

Just shut up and talk. - Shella ↗


— Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers on Wade's hand before he pulled free. Sam sent him an arched brow, but he just shrugged. He got numbers written on him a lot; he'd never figured out how to stop that from happening. ↗


— Jill Shalvis


#humour #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

We’re adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you’re counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even. ↗


— Robyn Carr


#cute #funny #humour #romance #romantic

In an out-of-body experience, your astral projection comes down to gloat. In insanity, your mind goes to a nudist colony. In philanthropy, your soul ascends to purgatory. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #insanity #philanthropy #experience

Excuse me,” she said, her voice tight. “But if I’d known there was going to be a firearms examination at the end of the kidnapping, by God, I would have studied for it! ↗


— Tara Janzen


#humour #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran ↗


— Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?” “Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated. ↗


— Rusty Fischer


#romance-funny #romantic #ushers #vampires #werewolves

The other problem is that she hasn’t arrived.” “Oh, yeah? And who is she?” “Well, she is a remarkable, funny, classy woman who can say the word fuck without being trashy. She makes me laugh, is ambitious, loves me because I’m nice, not in spite of it, and is as nice in return. She is simply enchanting.” “Shooting for the stars there, aren’t you, pal?” “Shouldn’t we all?” I didn’t know anymore, although I utterly envied his romanticism. ↗


— Megan Karasch


#romantic #the-one #funny

Abel was brushing the snow off his parka while Micha was dancing around him, still balancing the plate of cookies, singing, 'We're staying, we're staying, we're staying overnight! We're drying! We're drying! We're drying on the line! ↗


— Antonia Michaelis


#antonia-michaelis #funny #micha-and-abel #micha-tannatek #sweet






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