#applause

There is nothing that compares to an unexpected round of applause. ↗

— Lynn Abbey

#compares #nothing #round #unexpected

A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#bad #comic #end #every #get

What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it. ↗

— Bob Dylan

#breakfast #eat #fans #good #sleep

Evil report carries further than any applause. ↗

— Baltasar Gracian

#applause #carries #evil #further #report

Glorious bouquets and storms of applause are the trimmings which every artist naturally enjoys. ↗

— Golda Meir

#artist #bouquets #enjoys #every #glorious

Behind the footlights there is always the applause, which stimulates the actors. On the screen it is a different matter. ↗

— Ivor Novello

#applause #behind #different #matter #screen

I want to fill a jar with a lot of clapping, and sell my applause next to the applesauce in a grocery store. You can eat the praise you didn’t earn, but did pay for. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#earn #funny #praise #funny

I love like a leaf in the wind. Please, hold your applause until the end of the performance (the last day of fall). 
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— Jarod Kintz

#autumn #fall #leaves #love #performance

For those of you in the cheap seats I'd like ya to clap your hands to this one; the rest of you can just rattle your jewelry! ↗

— John Lennon

#beatles #concerts #jewelry #music #stage-patter

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#censorship #censorship