#applause

My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it clapping, but I call it discipline. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#applause #clap #clapping #discipline #funny

Concerto soloists need applause. Though virtue is said to be its own reward, no one ever said that about virtuosity. ↗

— Joseph Kerman

#music

Old men need applause too. ↗

— Don Everly

#men #need #old #old men #too

A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#bad #comic #end #every #get

What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it. ↗

— Bob Dylan

#breakfast #eat #fans #good #sleep

Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones. ↗

— Edmund Burke

#applause #end #minds #noble #ones

Popular applause veers with the wind. ↗

— John Bright

#popular #wind

Occasionally if you do something extraordinary, the crew responds with spontaneous applause, but that's very rare. ↗

— Claudia Christian

#crew #extraordinary #occasionally #rare #responds

I thank you in advance for the great round of applause I'm about to get. ↗

— Bo Diddley

#advance #applause #get #great #i

To receive applause for works which do not demand all our powers hinders our advance towards a perfecting of our spirit. It usually means that thereafter we stand still. ↗

— Georg C. Lichtenberg

#applause #demand #hinders #means #our