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The door buzzer sounded again. The two boys exchanged a single look before both bolting down the narrow hallway to the door. Jordan got there first. He grabbed for the coatrack that stood by the door, ripped the coats off it, and flung the door wide, the rack held aboe his head like a javelin. On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?" Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful." "Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #coatrack #coats #funny #humor

I have lost everything. Lost everything. Everything. - William Herondale


Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-angel #william-herondale #will-herondale

She made an impatient noise. "By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires are made?" "Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ...


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #funny #humor #isabelle-lightwood #simon-lewis

As for the temperature of Hell, Miss Gray," he said, "let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs." (Will)


Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-angel #tessa #tessa-gray #tessie #will

Gideon Lightwood said he was at the Institute in Madrid. What on earth was he doing there?' 'Faffing about, most likely', said Will.


Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-prince #tessa-grey #the-infernal-devices #will-herondale #will-herondale

I have so much hate that it has turned into love.


Margaret Cho


#comedy #hate #humor #love #margaret

I couldn’t see Pritkin’s face very well, just a pale blur against the shadows, but he didn’t sound happy. Some people thought he had only one mode... pissed off. In reality, he had plenty of them. Over the past few weeks, I’d learned to tell the difference between real pissed off, impatient pissed off and scared pissed off. I suspected that this was the last kind. If so, that made two of us.


Karen Chance


#humor #karen-chance-sarcasm #pritkin #humor

I hope someday she meets just the right man and has babies - a whole passel of babies, more than I could have - so she understands how it kills me now that she won't let me hug her when she's in obvious distress. (The Life You've Imagined)


Kristina Riggle


#daughters #denial #love #motherhood #mothers

A frequent exchange of text messages is not a relationship. It's not even a pen-pal.


Ethlie Ann Vare


#love-addiction #self-help #sex #sex-addiction #love






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