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Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.


Scott Dikkers


#atheism #childhood #humor #kids #parenting

Something always brings be back to you, it never takes too long


Sara Bareilles


#love #sara-bareilles #takes-too-long #love

I look down from the branch I'm perched on. The Careers look murderous. Now I smile.'How have things been with you?' I ask sweetly.


Suzanne Collins


#cato #clove #glimmer #humor #katniss

God, you’re sexy when you talk Psy.”--Lucas to Sascha


Nalini Singh


#humor #nalini-singh #paranormal-romance #humor

It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.


P.G. Wodehouse


#hamlet #hesitation #humor #jeeves #shakespeare

I never asked my mother where babies came from but I remember clearly the day she volunteered the information....my mother called me to set the table for dinner. She sat me down in the kitchen, and under the classic caveat of 'loving each other very, very much,' explained that when a man and a woman hug tightly, the man plants a seed in the woman. The seed grows into a baby. Then she sent me to the pantry to get placemats. As a direct result of this conversation, I wouldn't hug my father for two months.


Sloane Crosley


#parents #sex #humor

Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his hand, in the middle of the night, beneath the stars on the shores of Lake Michigan? If you have, seek professional help. If you have not, then believe you me, it can scare the bejeezus out of you.


Jim Butcher


#scared #humor

I told them he hit on me and that I was showing him my wrestling moves. I think they maybe believed it." I pull on my seat belt and roll down the window even though it's cold. I need to be able to smell for pixies. "We can't leave until everyone's out. I want to be sure nothing happens." "Did they really believe you Devyn asks. My breath whooshes out with the reality of it and I adjust my previous statement. "I don't think so." "Well there's another lovely complication." Devyn groans.


Carrie Jones


#complications #love

Farewell, my great one, my own, farewell, my pride, farewell, my swift, deep, dear river, how I loved your daylong splashing, how I loved to plunge into your cold waves.


Boris Pasternak


#love #pain #parting #love

Believe that God is strong enough to save your children, no matter how you fail.


Elyse Fitzpatrick


#love






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