#ark

You’re starting to look like you did before, and that’s not good because what you looked like was complete shit, so get up and go to bed so I can stop acting like your mother. I can already feel my balls starting to recede. And hey, does it look like I’m growing breasts? - Kye ↗

— Krista Alasti

#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass. ↗

— Denise Tompkins

#humor #snarky-quotes #funny

A man’s greatest treasures are his illusions - Durzo Blint ↗

— Brent Weeks

#fantasy #humor

When she brought Mira up, Eve gave Roarke another glance. "Don't talk to him," she warned. "He can get bitchy when he's in this deep. I don't know if we have any of that tea stuff." "I had it stocked, and I don't get bitchy. Bloody, buggering HELL." Eve just rolled her eyes and got the tea. ↗

— J.D. Robb

#humor #roarke #death

Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right? ↗

— Richard Kadrey

#zombies #humor

It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#fear #love #humor

He knew he had to investigate. That would be the only thing that would calm him down. Go out into the cold darkness and find out what was there. You must face your fears. You must confront them head on and find out what is real and what is imagined. That's the only way you can proceed through life. ↗

— Stein

#fears #imagination

Only 8% of our worry will come to pass. 92% of our worry is wasted. DON'T PANIC ↗

— Mark Gorman

#inspirational #mark-gorman #panic #relax #worry

The light of day showed you the limits of possibility. But walk through the dark, the absolute, total darkness, and the possibilities were limitless. ↗

— Michael Grant

#inspirational #light #possibility #inspirational

I’m not afraid of the darkness outside. It’s the darkness inside houses I don’t like. ↗

— Shelagh Delaney

#inspirational #inspirational