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I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my first birthday. 
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— Jarod Kintz


#birthday #birthday-party #life #party #life

Men reject their prophets and slay them, but they love their martyrs and honor those they have slain. The Brothers Karamazov Book VI - The Russian Monk, Chapter 3 - Conversations and Exhortations of Father Zosima. ↗


— Fyodor Dostoyevsky


#martyrs #prophets #religion #religious-institutions #the-brothers-karamazov

On the other hand, when you grow up you will discover that some of the people in this world never passed beyond the stage of the cave-man. ↗


— Hendrik Willem Van Loon


#cave-men #caveman #cavemen #humor #ignorance

I belong to the Democratic Party. ↗


— Darrell Hammond


#democratic #democratic party #i #party

He's outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.) And his footprints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard's. And when the larder's looted, or the jewel-case is rifled, Or when the milk is missing, or another Peke's been stifled, Or the greenhouse glass is broken, and the trellis past repair - Ay, there's the wonder of the thing! Macavity's not there! And when the Foreign Office find a Treaty's gone astray, Or the Admiralty lose some plans and drawings by the way, There may be a scrap of paper in the hall or on the stair - But it's useless to investigate - Mcavity's not there! And when the loss has been disclosed, the Secret Service say: 'It must have been Macavity!' - but he's a mile away. You'll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking of his thumbs, Or engaged in doing complicated long-division sums. Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity, There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity. He always has an alibi, and one or two to spaer: At whatever time the deed took place - MACAVITY WASN'T THERE! And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known (I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone) Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime! ↗


— T.S. Eliot


#dr-moriarty #mac-the-knife #macavity #master-criminals #respect

Partying is such sweet sorrow. ↗


— Robert Byrne


#sorrow #such #sweet

Any political party that undertakes to do it will, in God's name, be trampled, as it ought to be trampled, into the dust of condemnation, now and in the future. ↗


— Richard Parks Bland


#condemnation #dust #future #god #into

I'm fighting so I can die a martyr and go to heaven to meet God. Our fight now is against the Americans. ↗


— Osama bin Laden


#die #fight #fighting #go #god

Government stimulates the democrat party. ↗


— Rush Limbaugh


#democrat party #government #party #stimulates

A system of education, which would not gratify this disposition in any party, is requisite, in order to obviate the difficulty, and the reader will find a something said to that purpose in perusing this tract. ↗


— Joseph Lancaster


#difficulty #disposition #education #find #gratify






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