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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis. ↗


— Jerry Lawler


#grown #here #judging #know #like

We acknowledge but one motive - to follow the truth as we know it, whithersoever it may lead us; but in our heart of hearts we are well assured that the truth which has made us free, will in the end make us glad also. ↗


— Mortimer Adler


#also #assured #end #follow #free

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you. ↗


— Wanda Sykes


#come #couple #cut #cutting #deep

A week of sweeping fogs has passed over and given me a strange sense of exile and desolation. I walk round the island nearly every day, yet I can see nothing anywhere but a mass of wet rock, a strip of surf, and then a tumult of waves. ↗


— John Millington Synge


#day #desolation #every #every day #exile

My mom was sitting at the kitchen table. She’d set her coffee down, making a noise that made me look her way. I’d begun to notice her less and less often, like her colors were fading and blending in with walls. She was shrinking. Or maybe her sphere of influence in the family was shrinking. My dad glanced at her, too, and then wrote something on a napkin. He slid it across the counter to me—Don’t worry. Come home in one piece. Have fun and act like a sixteen-year-old for a change. ↗


— Laura Anderson Kurk


#family #glass-girl #grief #laura-anderson-kurk #love

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress. ↗


— Mark Twain


#congress #could #criminal #distinctly #except

Class still matters in Britain today. ↗


— Johnny Vegas


#class #matters #still #today

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the rich, and that is the poor. The poor can think of nothing else. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#class #community #else #money #more

Any experience deeply felt makes some men better and some men worse. When it has ended, they share nothing but the recollection of a commitment in which each was tested and to some degree found wanting. [...] The consequences of the journey change the voyager so much more than the embarking or the arrival. ↗


— Murray Kempton


#journey #memory #time-passing #change

Kindness, motherfucker, kindness. ↗


— Don Roff


#funny #inspirational #kindness #lol #motherfucker






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