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#asses

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I bicycle 12,000-foot mountain passes, run, cross train, skate-ski, hike and mountain bike. ↗


— Carre Otis


#bike #cross #hike #i #mountain

The things shamans deal with are extremely practical. They break down parameters of normal historical reality. Magical passes are just one aspect of that. ↗


— Carlos Castaneda


#break #deal #down #extremely #historical

All that a city will ever allow you is an angle on it, an oblique, indirect sample of what it contains, or what passes through it; a point of view. ↗


— Peter Conrad


#angle #city #contains #ever #indirect

Right now, all white people are either wearing or coveting a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses. These sunglasses are so popular now that you cannot swing a canvas bag at a farmer's market without hitting a pair. In fact, at outdoor gatherings you should count the number of Wayfarers so you can determine exactly how white the event is. If you see no Wayfarers you are either at a country music concert or you are indoors. ↗


— Christian Lander


#humor #sunglasses #white-people #music

Stay diagnostic even as you take action. ↗


— Ronald Heifetz


#open-mindedness #change

Desperate people are dangerous people. ↗


— Bob Ritter


#assessments #dangerousness #presidents #psychological-profile #secret-service

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#called #die #eyes #fact #in fact

The worst, the very worst requirement of friendship, in Eve Dallas's opinion, was sitting through an entire evening of childbirth classes. What went on there--the sights, the sounds, the assault on all the senses--turned the blood cold. ↗


— J.D. Robb


#eve-dallas #death

Calvin said, "Do you know that this is the first time I've seen you without your glasses?" "I'm blind as a bat without them. I'm near-sighted, like father." "Well, you know what, you've got dream-boat eyes," Calvin said. "Listen, you go right on wearing your glasses. I don't think I want anybody else to see what gorgeous eyes you have. ↗


— Madeleine L'Engle


#eyes #glasses #near-sighted #dreams

We are not called to fight the battles of our fathers with a blind faith. We are called to examine their wars, and moreover, to discern whether their actions were sinful or just. Furthermore, we are called to decide whether to correct the errors of our fathers battles through either peace, war, or some combination of the two. We are not bonded to our fathers' fate, but rather called to build on their trespasses or triumphs for a better future. ↗


— Cristina Marrero


#destiny #fate #fathers #liberty #trespasses






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