#at

Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined. ↗

— Frank Dane

#had #rome #senators #too #why

The news of any politician's death should be listed under "Public Improvements." ↗

— Frank Dane

#death #improvements #listed #news #politician

Creating a character and living truthfully through her is a whole different ball game. It's all part of the same person but it's a much newer medium for me. ↗

— Taylor Dane

#ball game #character #creating #different #game

My character was kidnapped by the Terminator and I was kidnapped by the Terminator production. ↗

— Claire Danes

#i #kidnapped #production #terminator

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately. ↗

— Frank Dane

#lately #some #them #thrust #upon

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#i #me #okay #opinion #psychiatrist

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#her #i #me #psychiatrist #seeing

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#everyone #hasn #hates #i #me

I don't watch much TV at all. ↗

— Jason Derulo

#much #tv #watch

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#coming home #door #home #just #me