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Do thou snatch treasures from my lips, and I'll take kingdoms back from thine. ↗

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. ↗

#his #imagination #indebted #jests #memory

I open with a clock striking, to beget an awful attention in the audience - it also marks the time, which is four o clock in the morning, and saves a description of the rising sun, and a great deal about gilding the eastern hemisphere. ↗

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

#also #attention #audience #awful #clock

The glorious uncertainty of the law was a thing well known and complained of, by all ignorant people, but all learned gentleman considered it as its greatest excellency. ↗

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

#considered #excellency #gentleman #glorious #greatest

The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed. ↗

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

#indeed #judging #number #small #themselves

'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion. ↗

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

#begin #little #matrimony #safest #tis

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck. ↗

— Allan Sherman

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Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon. ↗

— Allan Sherman

#because #been #even #every #expressed

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage. ↗

— Allan Sherman

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When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents. ↗

— Allan Sherman

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