#ate

I like talking to a brick wall- it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me! ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#obdurate #humor

Fate," Blue replied, glowering at her mother, "is a very weighty word to throw around before breakfast. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#humor #humor

I’d kill for any one of my friends. Thankfully for the overpopulated prison system, I don’t have any friends. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#kill #murder #overpopulated #overpopulation #prison

She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that bony could make it wiggle so much but she proved me wrong. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humor #kate-daniels #humor

I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I've drowned the Beast Lord. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#drowning #humor #ilona-andrews #kate #magic-strikes

My birthday is on a holiday, I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#commemorate #death #holiday #humor #immortalize

If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard? ↗

— David Wong

#humor #humor

The sun is simple. A sword is simple. A storm is simple. Behind everything simple is a huge tail of complicated. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#life #truth #life

A true friend finds a way to celebrate—even in the worst moments of life—and forces it upon you. ↗

— Rionna Morgan

#friends #friendship #insprational #friendship

Hate is a lack of imagination. ↗

— Graham Greene

#hate #imagination #imagination