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But I found that being an artist and doing accurate work is very difficult. ↗


— Alan Bean


#artist #being #difficult #doing #found

I did several interesting jobs, working in restaurants, I worked at a lab rat farm, feeding and watering all these rats. Then I got a full-time job as a technical writer for a large scientific research laboratory. ↗


— Kevin J. Anderson


#farm #feeding #full-time #full-time job #got

I clawed my eyes open and rolled off my bed. For some reason, someone had moved the floor several feet lower than I had expected, and I fell and crashed with a thud. Ow. A blond head popped over the side of the bed, and a familiar male voice asked, “Are you okay down there?” Curran. The Beast Lord was in my bed. No, wait a minute. I didn’t have a bed, because my insane aunt had destroyed my apartment. I was mated to the Beast Lord, which meant I was in the Keep, in Curran’s rooms, and in his bed. Our bed. Which was four feet high. Right. “Kate?” “I’m fine.” “Would you like me to install one of those child playground slides for you? ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#humor #kate #humor

Generally I don't care about what people say. I have to be clear with myself. When everything goes well, people celebrate you, when you make mistakes people criticize you. ↗


— Sebastian Vettel


#care #celebrate #clear #criticize #everything

I can smell the smoke now. I can see tendrils of it comin' up between the cracks in the shrikin' floorboards. There she is, calmly taking down the framed examples of fine embroideries, samplers, and needlework from teh hallway wall and tucking them under her arm. "Mistress! Come on! You've got to leave!" She calmly turns and faces me. "Why?" she asks. "The British are coming?" "Only one, Mistress," I say ↗


— L.A. Meyer


#british #humor #pirates #humor

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay ↗


— Marcia Carrington


#food #foodie #health #humor #food

I kind of hate Nick right now, too, but there's someone else higher on my list, someone I hate more than Saddam Hussein and any asshole named Bush combined, hate more than that fuckhead who canceled 'My So-Called Life' and left me with a too-small boxed DVD set that does not answer the questions whether Angela and Jordan Catalano did it, or if Patty and Graham got a divorce, or if there really was something to all that lesbian subtext between Rayanne and Sharon. ↗


— Rachel Cohn


#pop-culture #life

Fate has a twisted sense of humor. ↗


— Amelia Atwater-Rhodes


#humor #ironic #humor

My birthday is on a holiday, I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#commemorate #death #holiday #humor #immortalize

If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard? ↗


— David Wong


#humor #humor






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