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Several professional athletes have wrongly taught many young Americans by example that the only way to succeed in sports is to take steroids.


Jim Sensenbrenner


#example #many #only #professional #professional athletes

I make believe like asexuals make love—alone, with cardboard tubes.



Jarod Kintz


#asexual #cardboard-tubes #imagination #love #make-believe

Why,' I said, quite surprised by my own eloquence in inventing all this stuff, 'it happens every day. The old old story. Boys and girls fall in love, that is, they are driven mad and go blind and deaf and see each other not as human animals with comic noses and bandy legs and voices like frogs, but as angels so full of shining goodness that like hollow turnips with candles put into them, they seem miracles of beauty. And the next minute the candles shoot out sparks and burn their eyes. And they seem to each other like devils, full of spite and cruelty. And they will drive each other mad unless they have grown some imagination. Even enough to laugh.


Joyce Cary


#beauty #boys #cruelty #devils #girls

That is one of the reasons why a man should pick a path with heart, so that he can find his laughter.


Sheldon B. Kopp


#life #life

If I am against the condition of the world it is not because I am a moralist, it is because I want to laugh more. I don't say that God is one grand laugh: I say that you've got to laugh hard before you can get anywhere near God. My whole aim in life is to get near to God, that is, to get nearer to myself. That's why it doesn't matter to me what road I take. But music is very important. Music is a tonic for the pineal gland. Music isn't Bach or Beethoven; music is the can opener of the soul. It makes you terribly quiet inside, makes you aware that there's a roof to your being.


Henry Miller


#life

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can; all of them make me laugh.


W.H. Auden


#love

And the little prince broke into a lovely peal of laughter, which irritated me very much. I like my misfortunes to be taken seriously.


Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


#misfortunes #love

Gran, for the gods' love, it's talk like yours that starts riots!" I said keeping my voice down. "Will you just put a stopper in it?" She looked at me and sighed. "Girl, do you ever take a breath and wonder if folk don't put out bait for you? To see if you'll bite? You'll never get a man if you don't relax." My dear old Gran. It's a wonder her children aren't every one of them as mad as priests, if she mangles their wits as she mangles mine. "Granny, "I told her, "this is dead serious. I can't relax, no more than any Dog. I'm not shopping for a man. That's the last thing I need.


Tamora Pierce


#baiting #bickering #crazy #family-relationship #granddaughter

These stories had intrigued her with their strange mix of violence and love, so unlike the distant, passionless affection of her own mother. She thought, she hoped, that the handkerchief was something fantastic, like a piece of a tale, but real, and just for her, a symbol of the real, hidden love of her mother.


Shannon Hale


#mothers-and-daughters #love

Love well, laugh often and live well for Christ.


Karen Kingsbury Leaving


#christianity #laught #love #love






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