#aught

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#birth #daughter #easy #go #had

They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together. ↗

— Al Roker

#both #come #could #courtney #daughter

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie? ↗

— Andy Rooney

#caught #eating #get #man #real

Have all the hopes of ages come to naught? Is life no more with noble meaning fraught? ↗

— Ada Cambridge

#come #fraught #hopes #life #meaning

People get really caught up in their own trips. ↗

— Max Cannon

#get #own #people #really #their

Crows are incredibly smart. They can be taught five things on the drop. ↗

— Robbie Coltrane

#drop #five #incredibly #smart #taught

My father was a professor of civil engineering at MIT, and my mother taught high school English. ↗

— Eric Allin Cornell

#engineering #english #father #high #high school

All of my life people have thought of me as Bing Crosby's daughter. Now they'll remember me as the person who shot J.R. ↗

— Mary Crosby

#crosby #daughter #life #me #my life

It is better to write of laughter than of tears, for laughter is the property of man. ↗

— Francois Rabelais

#laughter #man #property #tears #than

Right from the start, I loved the works of Mark Twain. Every time I read about Tom Sawyer, I'd go out and do something low-level naughty, just like him. ↗

— John Grisham

#every #every time #go #him #i