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I'm a librarian in town,' she began. 'You sure about that?' The words popped out before he could stop them. Annabelle raised her eyebrows. 'Fairly. It's my job and so far no one has told me to go away when I show up for work.' smooth, Stryker, he thought, very smooth. 'I was expecting someone wearing glasses. You know. Because librarians read a lot.' The raised eyebrows turned into a frown. 'You need to get out of the barn more.


Susan Mallery


#awkward-encounters #foot-in-mouth #funny #librarians #shane

He’s an indulgent sort of man…… With a quick lip and a fierce tongue, the sort of tongue that draws you in with charm and words of praise, awkward silences and desperate worships.


Coco J. Ginger


#charm #fierce-tongue #friendship-and-love #jamie-weise #love

you're Shane, right?' He inched away from her and managed a quick nod as he twisted the rag he held in his fingers. 'Heidi sad you were willing to teach me how to ride.' Her expression shifted from entertained to confused, as if she was wondering why no one had mentioned he was a can or two shy of a six-pack. 'A horse,' he clarified, then wanted to kick himself. What else but a horse? Did he think she was here to learn to ride his mother's elephant? One corner of Annabelle's perfect, full mouth twitched. 'A horse would be good. You seem to have several.' He wanted to remind himself that he was usually fine around women. Smooth even. He was intelligent, funny and could, on occasion, be charming. Just not now, with his blood pumping and his brain doing nothing more than shouting "it's her, it's her" over and over again. Chemistry, he thought grimly. It could turn the smartest man into a drooling idiot. Here he was, proving the theory true.


Susan Mallery


#awkward-encounters #chemistry #shane #stupidity #funny

Well, in pharmacology, if the effect is local, it's of course absolutely awkward to use it in any other way than as a local treatment.


Arvid Carlsson


#any #awkward #course #effect #local

My beloved has arrived, but rather than greeting him, All I can do is bite the corner of my apron with a blank expression- What an awkward woman am I. My heart has longed for him as hugely and openly as a full moon But instead I narrow my eyes, and my glance to him Is sharp and narrow as the crescent moon. But then, I'm not the only one who behaves this way. My mother and my mother's mother were as silly and stumbling as I am when they were girls... Still, the love from my heart is overflowing, As bright and crimson as the heated metal in a blacksmith's forge.


Kim Dong Hwa


#longing #love #mothers #mothers-and-daughters #poetry

Creative people are often found either disagreeable or intimidating by mediocrities.


Criss Jami


#creative #creativity #disagreeable #envy #intimidating

Standing in the line at the food court, I try to be myself. But I forget how I usually stand when I'm myself.


Susane Colasanti


#awkward #being-yourself #exactly-right #food

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.


Maureen Johnson


#awkward #funny #maureen-johnson #shades-of-london #funny

It was a little awkward walking behind his mom when, about eight hours ago, I had been rolling around on the floor with her son with my shirt pulled halfway up my back.


Katie Kacvinsky


#love #love

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.


Ninon de L'Enclos


#awkwardness #conquests #lose #men #more






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