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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think. ↗

— George Carlin

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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? ↗

— George Carlin

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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. ↗

— George Carlin

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Great musicians accept everything that they hear and find something good. They take what they like and they throw away what they don't like. ↗

— John Zorn

#away #everything #find #good #great

I have never been one to look beyond today. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#beyond #i #look #never #today

In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

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But I would say basically, I would just like to be remembered for what I did on the field. ↗

— Steve Carlton

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It's all quotes, anyway, and it all sounds the same to me. ↗

— Steve Carlton

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To pick up the paper and read about yourself getting slammed, that doesn't start your day off right. ↗

— Steve Carlton

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Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. ↗

— Ovid

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