#ay

I'd never even seen a play by the time I was 24 years old. ↗

— John Corbett

#even #i #never #old #play

New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period. Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants. ↗

— Libba Bray

#humour #libba-bray #beauty

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#four #i #shopping #today #went

Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#consequences #dresden-files #fantasies #playboy #beauty

Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#blood #bones #end #everything #great

I don't think anybody ever thought about the CIA meddling in internal affairs. The shock of the President's death called for an immediate investigation. It actually lay in the jurisdiction of Texas. ↗

— John Sherman Cooper

#actually #affairs #anybody #called #cia

This whole thing's about development. Not only are we trying to develop players, we're trying to develop ourselves. ↗

— Michael Cooper

#develop #development #only #ourselves #players

If you look at body fat, it seems to increase with age, even though your weight does not. That's a physiological fact of aging, they say. Heck it is. It is an adaptive effect of aging. ↗

— Kenneth H. Cooper

#age #aging #body #body fat #does

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#complimented #driving #fine #know #left

I'm a little skeptical about using the Constitution this way, but I also believe marriage is between a man and a woman and that the courts shouldn't legislate this matter. ↗

— Pete Coors

#also #believe #between #constitution #courts