#bale

Question for your life: Would you rather be the first female U.S. President, the first woman to walk on the moon, or the first woman to be courted by two clones who looked like Christian Bale? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#clone #moon #president #question #woman

I don't love you. But I see the value of you, the incredible worth of you, more than anyone I've ever known. ↗

— Cate Tiernan

#balefire #love

I didn’t have to look at him to know I’d just lost everything I’d ever wanted because I felt it. I felt the loss seep into bone and tissue. I felt it settle between the cracks in my heart and the empty holes in my soul. ↗

— Julie Bale

#julie-bale #new-adult #new-adult-romance #romance #beauty

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine. ↗

— Patrick Bateman

#christian-bale #comedy #cult #dark-humor #mayhem

I have to return some videotapes ↗

— Bret Easton Ellis

#bale #bret #christian #easton #ellis

The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #marriage #wife #funny