#bat

I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, "There's no masturbation in the DC Universe." To which my reaction was, "Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#masturbation #humor

Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive." SMASH! "Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor #tyson #humor

Harry Potter, Sudahkah kau temukan ramuan rahasia itu agar seluruh orang di dunia bisa saling cinta? ↗

— Abdurahman Faiz

#persahabatan #cinta

The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#dark #fear #humor #light #humor

I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword. ↗

— Derek Landy

#combat #duel #dueling #humor #humorous

The gentlemen like it when a lady smells sweet. ↗

— Bertrice Small

#sex-appeal #love

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice. ↗

— Katie MacAlister

#bath #comedy #love #vampires #love

And now Kit’s cock—which had mostly been used for taking a leak before that moment—woke up and screamed I WANT! FEED ME ASSHOLE! And Kit had given it a good handshake until it threw up. ↗

— Amy Lane

#masturbation #nsfw #humor

You're arguing in a circle," I said. "In a spiral," said Lamiel, "which is the best way to argue. ↗

— Harry Blamires

#humor

I could stay living in this city if they just installed Blaupunkts in the cabs. ↗

— Bret Easton Ellis

#patrick-bateman #humor