#bet

A few dollars can buy a sugar rush, but when pleasure is followed by diabetes - that is true happiness. You look back on your life and marvel at how good you had it. You look forward to all the opportunities you have to make health changes in your lifestyle: cross-dressing, turning gay, voting democrat - no one can judge you when they see that insulin pump. Yes, diabetes is the great panacea of our age. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #lifestyle #age

What is a good performance? It lies in the hands and head of a performer... the shortest way between two people is not a straight line. ↗

— Earle Brown

#good #hands #head #lies #line

A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again. ↗

— Pam Brown

#better #cat #conscience #down #get

Between now and then and I just felt it was ready and it was a long enough period gone by. I obviously didn't want to hurt anybody, you know. It was done out of a genuine memorial or tribute whatever you want to call it. ↗

— Jack Bruce

#between #call #done #enough #felt

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression. ↗

— Bill Bryson

#brain #expression #going #his #joke

I've been to nudist beaches, like twice. But honestly, I just don't want to see these people naked. Most people look better with their clothes on, and the few that don't, look better than you, so why bother? ↗

— Peter Buck

#been #better #bother #clothes #few

We've got to play better basketball. ↗

— Tim Buckley

#better #got #play

Your premium brand had better be delivering something special, or it's not going to get the business. ↗

— Warren Buffett

#brand #business #delivering #get #going

A national legal organization is giving very serious thought to using The Betrayal of America as a legal basis for asking the House Judiciary Committee to institute impeachment proceedings against these five justices. ↗

— Vincent Bugliosi

#america #asking #basis #betrayal #committee

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting. ↗

— Charles Bukowski

#democracy #dictatorship #difference #first #later