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A brick could be used as man’s best friend, if you covered it in fur and taught it to bark and shit in your neighbor’s yard. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it because we’re all obsessed with iPads, luxury cars, and of course, my body. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could have been used to stop Napoleon’s army from advancing into Russia. And blankets could have been used to keep Napoleon rolling in victories. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could be used as a really large tilde sign. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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Blankets could be used as scapegoats for global warming. But why blame the blankets? Wouldn’t it be more fun, and more accurate, to blame politicians?
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a scapegoat. But I’d rather use real goats, because they make better cheese.
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— Jarod Kintz

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The results of each Brick and Blanket test are so unique to each person that I’d be willing to bet (with your money, of course) that if you lined up two monozygotic twins, two clones of John Cleese, and Newton and Leibniz, no pair of answers would be identical. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release. ↗

— Amy Summers

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A brick could be used in a knee replacement surgery, to build back the wall separating man from a sub four-minute mile. Damn you, Roger Bannister!
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used like a simile, and I’d like it. But not as much as I’d like it if you used a blanket instead. But don’t use the blanket that’s on my bed, because I’m currently using it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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