#blanket

Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the street. They’ll be warm, but they’ll be bruised, because we’ll continue kicking them after they’re in the street.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a flotation device, if you’re Michael Phelps and don’t need it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.
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— Jarod Kintz

#condom #cover #hide #insecure #insecurities

A brick could be used as a puzzle. See if you can correctly add up the number of sides. If you keep getting the number seven, try consulting a psychologist—or a numerologist. Incidentally, I just so happen to be the latter, so feel free to give me a call. But don’t feel too free, because my services are most certainly not free.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. ↗

— Amy Summers

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A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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A brick could used as a dagger, much like a blanket could be used to cool off after a heated argument. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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Music is like my security blanket. ↗

— Yoko Ono

#like #music #security

Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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A brick could be used to enhance your social status. Just affix it to the hood of your car, like a Mercedes ornament.
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— Jarod Kintz

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