#blond

You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it. ↗

— Tina Fey

#kindlehighlight #humor

Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last week her hair was dyed blonde, and she had blue eyes. Or maybe that was a different woman. I don’t know. All I know is that she is my soul mate.
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— Jarod Kintz

#blue-eyes #green-eyes #love #red-hair #soul-mate

I felt like the blonde in every horror movie who hears a noise in the basement and goes to investigate alone. Sometimes you smell the stupid all around you, but you step in it anyway. ↗

— Ann Aguirre

#clichés #humor

The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice. ↗

— Joey Lauren Adams

#blonde #comedic #connect #expected #funny

I hate being a blonde. ↗

— Leslie Bibb

#blonde #hate #i

My natural color is dark blond, but right now I like being a brunette. I did a movie last summer and they dyed my hair platinum - I hated it. ↗

— Brooke Burns

#blond #brunette #color #dark #did

Just because I've got blonde hair and haven't been to Bosnia doesn't mean I'm a bimbo. I am still a serious journalist. ↗

— Jill Dando

#because #been #bimbo #blonde #blonde hair

A blond in a red dress can do without introductions - but not without a bodyguard. ↗

— Rona Jaffe

#bodyguard #but not without #dress #red #without

I don't think it's true that blondes have more fun... Trust me, it is not true! ↗

— Mila Kunis

#fun #i #me #more #think

I wanted to be like my friends. I hung out with girls who had blue eyes and blond hair and I thought, 'I want to look like them!' ↗

— Selena Gomez

#blond hair #blue #blue eyes #eyes #friends