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The next time you're planning to injure yourself to get my attention, just remeber that a little sweet talk works wonders." - City of Bones (said by Jace Wayland) ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #entertainment #funny #humor #jace-wayland

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#cat #funny #timmy #funny

Wait a second," Clary said. "I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #clary-fray #funny #luke-garroway #the-mortal-instruments

You. Me. Exorcist. -Bones ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#funny #funny

drive like hell was chasing you. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#funny

I heard the car door shut and then Fabian's voice. "You won't believe what I found around the edge of your property," the ghost announced. "A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!" I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist. ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#fabian #funny #stalling #funny

This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run over dead bodies in an Aston Matin." "Tell that to James Bond ↗


— Jennifer Estep


#comeback #funny #james-bond #web-of-lies #funny

My tiny scary friend is coming ↗


— Laini Taylor


#funny #karou #funny

What I love about the sculpture is that it makes the bones that we are always walking and playing on manifest, like in a world that so often denies the reality of death and the reality that we are surrounded by and outnumbered by the dead. Here, is a very playful way of acknowledging that and acknowledging that and that always, whenever we play, whenever we live, we are living in both literal and metaphorical ways on the memory and bones of the dead. ↗


— John Green


#death #funky-bones #tfios #the-fault-in-our-stars #art

Don't tell your secrets to anyone/ Because ideas are vulnerable/ As soon as you say your idea out loud/ Then it can go and live on its own/ And you will miss it oh so much/ And you will wait for its return/ And you will wish it were your own/ But ideas that left never come back home. ↗


— Regina Spektor


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