#fabian

Can you enter a house uninvited?" "No." "Why?" "That would be rude. ↗

— Abigail Gibbs

#humor #sarcasm #vampire-mythology #violet #humor

I heard the car door shut and then Fabian's voice. "You won't believe what I found around the edge of your property," the ghost announced. "A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!" I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#fabian #funny #stalling #funny

Every great artist has the sense of provocation. ↗

— Arthur Cravan

#fabian-lloyd #maintenant #art