#book

Men, I thought, were more trouble than they were worth. Really, one should stick to books where one sees the hero coming a mile off. ↗

— Eva Rice

#men #art

SHUT UP. Both of you. You're coming with me." To me he said, "Put some pants on." "Fuck you. This is my house. I make the rules. You take your clothes off. John, get the Twister mat. ↗

— David Wong

#funny #vulgar #funny

She couldn't help thinking that something was wrong with a person had more shoes than books in their home. ↗

— Victoria Connelly

#bookworms #chick-lit #girly #humour #reading

I've had many more thousands of books in my possession than my shelves at home would indicate. At one time, I tried to keep them all, but that quest soon became impossible; I now only keep the ones I'm sure I'm going to reread, the ones I'm definitely going to read before I die, and the ones I can't bear to part with because of an aesthetic or emotional attachment. ↗

— Lewis Buzbee

#home

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar. ↗

— Carolyn G. Heilbrun

#humor #humor

The sticky heaps of jellied marshmallows and tinted fruit that appear on too many tables should be shudderingly avoided along with their sickeningly sweet mayonnaise but my POTATO SALAD is something quite different. ↗

— Margaret Yardley Potter

#salads #home

For books are more than books, they are the life The very heart and core of ages past, The reason why men lived and worked and died, The essence and quintessence of their lives. ↗

— Amy Lowell

#poetry #age

I truly believe that if you have more friends than books, you have too many friends. Or not enough books. Probably both. ↗

— Zoë Marriott

#friendship #twitter-quotes #friendship

If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you. ↗

— Kiersten White

#evie #humor #humor

I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on. ↗

— Nick Hornby

#humor #reading #humor